Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
"your team SUCKS!!" wow you….you fucking got me. i’m fucking……fuck my team……i’m switching teams…..
"there’s no time for a black widow movie"
"there isn’t an audience for a female lead superhero movie"